So I have decided to update. I have decided this through a complicated process of eliminating possible activities to spend my time down to two, homework and this. Then, using a sophisticated numbering process known as S.A.S.H. (Slackers against studying hard) I was able to properly deduce that updating my neglected blog was the appropriate course of action.

So what has happened recently? Thats a really good question.... If only I could remember... You know trash dumpsters can be rather comfortable...

Actually I would tell you about my very interesting weekend but Alana reads this blog and I don't think Celia would appreciate that.

hahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

Now that I have worried (and I am sure confused) both my sister and her poor friend, I shall proceed to list off every single item on my desk in alphabetically order:

Barq'a root beer bottles
Bible
cell phone
change
Christmas bag (I have problems)
cloth to clean glasses
computer
Ender's game
floppy drive
harry potter and the chamber of secrets
hershey's bar
homework
gardetto's
loose papers
martinelli's
mouse (for the computer - not for real)
notecards
old ink cartridge
printer
speakers
textbooks
video tape
water bottle

wow I have way too much time on my hands. So I can't wait for Valentine's day. I have 3 dates but I am not too worried about it cuz I am meeting one of them for lunch. The other two I have successfully scheduled 3 hours apart so I will just rush through the first one and everything will be dandy for the 2nd. I wonder if my fake id will be ready in time... So anyway church is going good.

Okay so a couple is having a baby and right after the wife delivers, the doctor goes out to tell the father the good news. He looks at the father and says with this big grin "Congratulations, its a boy." The father is just so happy. Unfortunately the doctor proceeds on "I do however have some bad news." The father panicks: "Oh no is my wife alright? is he totally healthy? whats wrong?" The doctor continues. "You son was born without any legs." The father is saddened but he remains optimistic. "Its ok! We will have so much fun anyway. We will play catch and video games together" (I am sure he meant Mario Sunshine of course). The doctor then proceeds: "Unfortunately he has no arms either". The father is dumb struck as the doctor still continues "And unfortunately he has no body." (how is he a he? my women studies class would have a field day with this.) The father looks at the doctor and smiles. "Its ok - I am sure he will be the greatest son ever. We are going to name him Fred."
So Fred the Head grows up as much as a head can. His parents are very loving. They teach him to read and he is always stuck in a book (or watching tv). However Fred the Head isn't as happy as he would like. He always would look out his window and see the other little children play ball in the street. So one day he looks up into the sky and sees that one special little star (Just like in Pinnochio!) and wishes for a body. Immediately after because real life works that way, he falls into a deep sleep. When he wakes up he is amazed! He has a body! Its a miracle! He runs down the stairs right past his bewildered parents and runs into the street. Then a big giant yellow bus comes and hits him.

Moral of the story? Quit while you're a head.

I like that joke - it has such a positive message about being happy with who you are.

or not.

Um yeah