Ok good news people - Matt never checks my site. Therefore I shall insult him and tell evil secrets about him.... actually this could take a while so lets just do a top ten.

The Top Ten Reasons Matt Sucks

10) He never checks my site (duh)
9) He plays video games. I mean who does that? (Speaking of which I need to finish Mario Sunshine...)
8) He likes to sit on me (does that sound bad?)
7) Apparently he has some very nice singing abilities (or maybe I am not one to talk)
6) He is a convicted felon (seriously)
5) He likes to strip when listening to the Village People (or so Lisa claims)
4) He can tie a cherry stem with his tongue (haha)
3) He is so whipped that Bethany and I got him to go shopping for 6 hours (I repeat - 6 hours!)
2) He intends to live in a cubicle for the rest of his life doing meaningless paperwork and hating his job (think Peter Gibbons)
1) He is sleeping and has no idea that I am writing this (I feel powerful)

Stayed up till 6:30 in the morning with Alden friday night. Hmmm I don't think I have changed since highschool... do you? Got up at 6:30 sunday morning to go to church.

the magic date ball has told me I will get a good grade on my history paper and I have chose to believe it.

And finally, Cirillo - .138

you gotta love these guys