So Bethany comes back from psychology today and makes the statement:
"You do show a lot of the signs of narcolepsy"

I knew it

I ran into two teachers from highschool while walking into McMahon the other day - very disturbing. I may have nightmares.

Ok so what happens when you combine 5 college students, toilet paper, dorm furniture, chop sticks and Anbesol? Why they end up covering the room with toilet paper, building monuments to their missing friends (Jana), putting anbesol on their lips and hitting each other with chop sticks. These things happen....

However I wrote an ode to the missing person (Jana) to remember the night by:

Oh Jana how we miss you
Oh Jana why aren't you here?
Don't you know
that we await your presence in fear?

You missed Alden covered
In toilet paper tonight
You also missed Beth and Lisa
In a huge cat fight

We built you a monument
And not one to Matt
Why don't you appreciate this?
Are you calling me fat?

Are those cars on the water?
Or am I going insane?
I'm feeling quite different
but maybe I am just plain

But this isn't about me
this is about you
You organized Morvern Callar
And lent me these shoes

You know all our friends are crazy
They should see Dr Phil
Matt got locked out on the balcony
You know its a skill

But seriously Jana
You are making me sad
You are never here
And that is very bad

Matt's still out on the balcony
Though we unlocked the door
He isn't very bright
I can't tell you anymore

Lisa's had too much diet coke
I thought you should know
Because she might run into some walls
And off to the hospital we go

Lisa thinks that would be me
And thats probably true
Its tough living without balance
But what can you do?

Bethany is going to kill Matt
Too bad this you won't see
You just better come home soon
And no longer missed you will be.


Its a beauty - a masterpiece. I should have it published.

Or not...