Jana I find it awfully rude of you to expect me to update when I have no computer. However fine - don't take my excessive pain into account - make me update on Lisa's ridiculously slow (said in Zoolander voice) computer. (image of me hitting her computer trying to figure out how to get to the files) Hey there is a bug on the screen! funny! Ok then.... guess what? I am going to hook up with Alden when I am 80! (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww GROSS!!!!!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!) No seriously... I am .... we are going to buy a shack in Alabama, get 17 cats, a shotgun and torture the neighbor children.

Scene: Julia and Alden, both 80, sitting in rocking chairs on a porch in Alabama. Alden is shining his shotgun.

Alden: Hahahaha look at that kid
Julia: Hahaahaha

-long pause-

Julia: Hahahahah look at that kid!
Alden: hahahahah

-long pause-

Alden: Hahahahaha look at that cat
Julia: Hahahahaha
Alden: Let me see if I can shoot him

And scene.

Ok anyway ..... what else is new? Lisa, Alden, Kelsea and I went on a picnic today. It was quite lovely. We rolled down the hills (though not Lisa) and made daisy chains (though not Alden). It was pleasant.

Wow that last bit was BORING to tell about, so why don't I just make something up?

So I met this really hot guy. Lets call him Bob. Bob and I got along great. He was very rich. So I stole his wallet and took all of his money. Then Bob got sad so I left him and went to Australia. There I met a kangaroo and I kidnapped it. I brought the Kangaroo to that little "zoo" in Issaquah and made lots and lots of money. Then I used that money to buy a BMW and pay back Bob. Then Bob was nice again. The end.

I need more sleep.

If I painted a smiley face on my dorm wall - would that be wrong? You know a huge one - that would freak people out when they came in the room. Good times good times.

I seriously need more sleep.

Top ten reasons Julia needs more sleep:

10) I am making deals to hook up with Alden when I am 80
9) I am yet again blogging about nothing
8) not to mention yet again making a top ten list
7) why is the sky blue?
6) Oh donut seeds!
5) .....zzzzzzzzzz.....
4) that was refreshing
3) hey the bug went away!
2) I'm sorry but I haven't been to Australia recently
1) I have a blender.


And that is the end of a fine piece of literature that I call my latest update. It deserves much recognition and perhaps the nobel peace prize.

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