The quote of the day (not that I am going to start writing a quote for everyday so don't get all excited):

"It'd be as if I-5 was connecting LA and seattle without going through San Francisco"
- my economic geography TA

Hmmmm thats funny - I thought I-5 did connect LA and Seattle without going through San Francisco... hmmmm and the context made that significant separation even more significant... and this is a GEOGRAPHY graduate student...

Ok so anyway Patrick (Stupid Boy) has been harrassing me about never mentioning him in my blog. He has actually demanded that I do an entire post about him.

And he has specific requirements...

I am not allowed to say anything negative about Stupid Boy

I am not allowed to mention the time that he tried to use my id to buy food, but it didn't work cuz I have no money in my food account since I live in an apartment, and when I told him that he would have been stealing so he shouldn't be all disappointed about it, he gave me this line "hey we're friends - what's yours is mine" so I asked him for his wallet, and he handed it to me which was followed by me taking out his cash (1 dollar) and his credit card and handing it back to him, who somehow didn't notice I took it and didn't get it back till I returned the card (not the dollar - I wanted a pop) (yeah pop) 12 hours later. (how is that for a run-on sentence for ya?) (and he wonders why I call him Stupid Boy).

I am also not allowed to tell you guys how he managed to kill Lisa's car battery on a small road in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, but believe me folks - its a good one.

Yeah... its too bad I can't tell you guys any of those things... but hey - what can ya do?

Hey the coffee machine exploded this morning right before I was leaving. Ok maybe it didn't explode but it definitely spilled everywhere and got grains in the coffee and I have no idea why. It caused me to be late and have to Bethany speed walk to class. And then the coffee was so bad!!!! I am very traumatized by this. I am going to have to boycott coffee till 5 minutes from now when I go to By George and get some.

Ta-ta!