Hey look everybody!

My blog died!







or maybe its just dormant







you know, dormant is actually the French word for "sleeping"



Hey I did learn something in French... yay for me!



hmmmm.... what else have I learned lately?


1) Modesto can be fun!

2) my cousin Harold goes to movies (that may sound like a no brainer to all you people, but believe me - its not)

3) at my grandparents um "manufactured home", there is coffee made 24/7

4) Matrix is good multiple times

5) Christmas is the time of giving... and people can be trampled to death at Walmart while going for the sales on already cheap products

6) my cousins, Harold and David, watch Stargate... which makes them cool... right?

7) my cousin Tyson is ~3.5 lbs/ inch of height... I am ... well under 2 (a lady never tells) (what?) (stop laughing!) (I mean it - stop laughing!)

8) people tend to get sick over Thanksgiving... except I didn't... its a Christmas miracle!

9) my grandpa still hates democrats - I think he should hire my cousin Tiffany to beat them all up

10) the trick to not gaining weight in Modesto: drink 8 cups of black coffee per day


hmmmm, ok so maybe my blog didn't totally die...





ok so maybe its not dormant either...





but I still can't speak French...