In posts previous to this one, I have had the distinct pleasure of lying to you all about my daring psychotic adventures. It's been fun.

Now, however, all I am about to tell you is true. (It's rare when I am given opportunities like these.)

This weekend, I went down to visit my family in Portland. While I was there, I went site-seeing, went shopping downtown and got my nails done with Pam (the "evil" stepmother). I also, all with the family, drank some alcohol, ate at Hooters, walked in a Gay Pride parade and WON TRIVIAL PURSUIT...

And it's all true...

And now in the spirit of Father's Day:

"He who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death." -Exodus 21:17

Oh crap...