Ok it's bad.

I am into the 5th season of Sex and the City.

And I just started the series a week and a half ago.

I may officially be stuck.

No I'm serious.

Literally - I just superglued my elbow to the desk.

I didn't mean to! It just happened when I was trying to glue my laptop back together.

And that only happened because my stupid cigarette fell into the vodka.

That I spilled on the laptop.

How could I have known that in my panic to put the flames out that hurling it out of the window may not have been the best approach?? Who do you think I am - a firefighter?

I knew I should have put a screen in that window. Don't worry though... the broken bookshelf 2 stories below broke the fall. And it only slid half way down the hill. It's really ok. I needed the exercise.

Though of course the vodka didn't really help my trek down the hill. But really how could I have expected to trip over that homeless guy and sprain my ankle? It was an honest mistake!

Anyway... does anybody know how to dissolve superglue?