Dang it!

I am really bad at this whole updating thing.

Maybe it's because I am a boring boring girl.

Let me explain...

I have been to my church 5 days in a row. How very college-student-like of me...

And...

I have been watching waaaaaay too many Scrubs episodes. How very up with the times am I...

Oh... one thing of note did I happen.

I joined a cult.

That's right. Somewhere in between my fourth and fifth visit to my church, I realized something about myself... I like this whole church taking up all my free time in life idea, and frankly those Presbyterians aren't giving me enough opportunity.

So anyway, I started looking around, and I found a wonderful advertisement on the internet about the Church of the Setting Sun. It spoke of ritual sacrifices and cutting off all your ties with your family and friends as you wait for the arrival of the mothership, and I thought "hey that's for me."

So now I should let you know that this blog may no longer be able to exist, because our chosen leader is being persecuted by the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS, and my connections to any of you may endanger me. Naturally this means I won't be making it to California for Christmas either, though that's mostly because I can't celebrate such a misleading holiday.

Oh and please consider making a financial donation. We are a struggling cult and would appreciate any gifts possible. Plus, you may want to consider it since your soul is on the line.