Come on snow!

I have full confidence in the weather's ability to drop 30 degrees and snow for me. I want to have a complete streak through college of snow on my birthday. Is that too much to ask? That by some strange cosmic coincidence it manages to snow on my birthday four years in a row??

I think not.

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

It's on my playlist. Sad I know.

So what is new in the life of Julia Faye? Better ask me in a week, or at least tomorrow, because right now, not much at all.

Let's see...

Still no job, still so much schoolwork in so little time, still haven't broken anything at Catering (wohoo!) (and the lift was already broken dang it).

Oh my wonderful father and stepmom thought it would be a good idea to give my number to a waiter. They are permanently on my bad list because of that, especially since the guy actually called. I felt guilty so I agreed to meet him for coffee. What a freak. Seriously. Even the animals were scared of him.

I mean, I'm not one to complain about people on my blog (oh no, wait...) but this guy was one weird human being, who suffered from a strange preoccupation with tea candles.

hmmmmm I have lemon cake with lemon frosting in my fridge... This is useful knowledge...

Oh I do have some important news, however. My current situation is going to change as of this afternoon. You see, I have decided that the last week of college isn't that necessary so I am going to drop out. Inspired by a certain Canadian I have picked up poker, and apparently I am very good at lying. (Who would have thought?) Anyway, I realize that I can totally earn a living by playing poker, and that really requires no college degree. I figure I'll be really good at it so I am going to have some leftover money. This I am going to put into my "People Who Want Alden To Actually Take Over The World" fund. Once he's in charge it'll be great. Scifi on every channel 24/7, English established as the only acceptable language, France will be dropped into the Atlantic ocean, and all people with an IQ below 130 will be banished to Antartica (I think I can convince him to let me stay). Of course eventually the world will only be filled with Alden clones and artificially intelligent robots, but that should be years down the road. Isn't poker great?