Oh my gosh I am so in need of an update...

It's been like 5 days!!

I would never go that long without an update...

(Please, if you feel like pointing out the missing month of September 2004, I will only choose to ignore you since I don't believe that month ever existed.)

So what is new in the life of Julia Faye?

Um not much...

Let's see,

I went to a Mariners game. They lost. By one point. In the top of the ninth. So sad...

I got the flu - an entirely not so fun experience.

And I haven't written a thing since Wednesday!!!!

-- Insert Lucy-like wail --

Ok enough of the self-pity fest.

What else can I talk about?

There is something very important I must alert you all to...

The Yankees have a losing record.

Yep thats right. Gotta love the first week of baseball folks.

Also...

Cirillo: .333

This week has been good to him.

And enough of baseball. Why may you ask? Because I believe you are bored.

And if you aren't bored by hearing the average of a meaningless player for the Brewers than I really don't know what to do with you. You should understand that it is sad that I have latched on to this poor man to the point that I will still endlessly ridicule him years after he left my team.

I'm hungry.

And I still have another hour till lunch - oh what am I to do?

I should buy some crackers for my cubicle.

And a red stapler.

Oh I really need a red stapler...

Ok randomness is getting loose.

Must end blog before world is convinced I have gone insane...

Oh wait a second - they already are convinced I have gone insane!

But I probably shouldn't make it anyworse.

Ta ta!