--insert frustrated noise--

I woke up this morning with a lovely sore throat... very inconvenient.

It better be gone by tomorrow morning.

That's my ultimatum to myself. Do you think it will work?

So I'm a little upset...

Everybody who's Anybody is going to Europe this summer and apparently I'm not Anybody! (Shocking... I know) Michelle and Kelsea have already up and left. Lisa's going at the end of the week. Aidan's going not much longer after that. Alana's going at the end of August. Laura's already there!

So not fair...

I want to go to Europe. What's a summer without Europian men hitting on you nonstop, breaking into royal palaces and obscene amounts of wine?

Actually cut out that last one.

No, on second thought, keep it. :)

Plus no one's going to be around, and I have to hang out with people everyday. If I don't, I might spontaneously combust... And that could get messy.

Therefore there is only one thing left to do.

Convince Lisa to hide me in her suitcase.

Sure the flight over might be a little uncomfortable... especially since she's stopping in New York for a while first... but I think I'll be able to survive that long. I really doubt they'll check her bag in customs...

Ugh this sore throat is horrible! I can only come to one conclusion of its cause.

Appendicitis.

Naturally.