What? Can I help you?





Did you want something? Because I can be tough...


And I still seem to think that pictures of cute animals will stop you all from being mad at me for my lack of updating.

So...

What's happened in the past 3? weeks?

Not much here.

Well actually no, things have happened, but I just don't plan on sharing them. So there.

Gosh I'm really boring...

I have nothing to say.

I mean its actually quite impressive. You'd think I'd have at least something to talk about, but no I have nothing.

Not an anecdote.

A tidbit here and there.

Nope I am just that boring.

I don't think I've ever really had nothing to say. In the past I've at least filled a blog with blablablablas or lalalalas or something. Now though?

Nothing.

I feel completely useless. I mean what kind of a blogger am I if I can't even find an appropriate topic to update with? I've been doing this for several years now. I should be experienced, knowledgeable, thoughtful. Normally I would fill my blog with some political commentary, or a funny news event. Or maybe something interesting that happened in the past week. Or even a not so clever lie.

But I simply have nothing to say.

I'm quite ashamed. I thought I was better than this. I mean there are very few things I feel ok at, and blogging was one of them. Sure I blog unreliably, but at least when I do, the blogs are somewhat enjoyable (to me).

But this???

This is a blogless mess. My mind is completely vacant. It's amazing I still know how to talk because there is nothing in there. I mean, before my head was filled was filled with insanity, but now I don't even have that to hold on to. I mean, who am I if I don't have my insanity??

Now that's just depressing, but I really have nothing to say. My mind is just not working. Maybe I should stop watching tv and read more. Would that give me something to say?

Probably not... It's all probably a waste of time. I need to face that I may not have any hope in this matter. I've never not had anything to blog about before, even when I said I didn't. That was just leading you all on (shocking I know...). But now?

I am a completely boring person.

And have nothing to blog about.

I'm so sorry I let you all down...