Whoever voted 1 post is sooo eating it now.

The soylent milk that is.

Anyway, if you don't know me that well (which would be no one that reads this blog), I have this bad habit of getting injured in stupid ways. No serious injuries... more like "How did you manage to do that?" injuries. It can be funny... for other people.

Just a few examples:

• Broke one finger tossing a rubber band ball
• Broke a second finger playing cards
• Broke a third finger shutting a car door
• 2nd degree burn on my chin from eating pizza
• 4 stitches in my chin from slipping on a plastic bag
• Twisted wrist from falling down the stairs

Actually let's stop this before I start reciting all the times I've fallen down the stairs. That can be a bit painful.

Anyway, all of those injuries are really stupid. Like ridiculously stupid. However none of them compare to my most recent accomplishment. I managed to tear several tendons in my shoulder while...

...wait for it...

Sleeping.

That's right. I woke up and my shoulder was disabled. After a couple weeks of just dealing with it I decided to get it checked out today. Now I have to go to 4-6 weeks of physical therapy, and if it doesn't start getting better, they may have to consider surgery.

Brilliant.