I think I forgot about my blog.

Don't hate me. It wasn't my fault. I've been sick. I can't blog when I'm sick. It requires mental thought, and let's be honest... I'm lacking in that most of the time anyway.

I bought a blackberry!

You see that? No attention span whatsoever. I went from me being sick to my new awesome totally cool phone that lets me email while driving, which is really, very safe.

Alright I know what you're thinking. I can't blog while I'm sick but I can email while I drive? I can see how this would be confusing to you, so let me please explain. Blogging requires words, forming into sentences, making some coherent whole. Emailing is completely different. In an email I can write such phrases as:

"OMG LMAO"

Clearly this is not the same thing as writing a complete sentence, but still gets the right message across, which is obviously "Olivia met George - leave me alone officer". Why I would say this, I have no idea, but it seems to be a common thing people tell me. I really should figure out who Olivia and George are.

Anyway, my point is, that it clearly wasn't my fault that I didn't blog while I was sick. I simply didn't have the ability. Now could you please all just calm down while I make this right turn. See? That wasn't so

Sent from my blackberry.