Tuesday, July 01, 2003

Ok so we have had internet since thursday. Perhaps you are wondering why it took me so long to update (or perhaps you just assumed it was me being my usual lazy self) so I shall inform you. Alden decided to download a ridiculous amount of scifi shows etc onto his computer and it caused everyone else's connections to go bye bye. This was only discovered tonight when being unable to even access the internet I decided to see if it was his downloads that were the cause. They were. So therefore to exact my revenge as well as my roomies revenge upon him... here goes...


Attention to all music and dvd industries:

In my apartment there lives a boy who is severly taking advantage of your products. I just today caught him downloading 16 non-music related items alone. I understand that you are taking steps towards eliminating the illegal theft of your items and are hoping to catch these offenders. Therefore I am making you an offer. If you choose to contact me and have $300 to fix a certain vanilla coke related incident, I shall provide you with the information necessary to catch this offender and perhaps the other offenders he is in contact with. Thank you for your time.

- Julia Faye


(one last note: Cirillo - .230)

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