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Went to a wedding yesterday. My wedding actually. To Bob. Why Bob? well Bob is very nice and rich but enough about Bob... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I don't really like Bob... I just use him for his money and now I foolishly married him and am going to have to deal with him like all the time... This could be an exceptional problem since last week I had a very exciting affair with a shoe salesman. In Australia. Why Australia? well I was in Australia cuz there its very nice and exciting but enough about Australia... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I didn't really like the shoe salesman... I just used him for a trip to Australia and now I foolishly have compromised my relationship with Bob... This could be an exceptional problem since the week before I got engaged to Larry. While drunk. Why drunk? well being drunk is very nice and amusing but enough about being drunk... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I don't really like being drunk.... I just used it as an excuse to get engaged to Larry and now I am engaged to one guy and married another... This could be an exceptional problem since the week before I fell in love with a guy named Joe. At an AA meeting. Why an AA meeting? well I find that AA meetings are very nice and accepting but enough about the AA meeting... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I don't really like AA meetings... I just used them to meet Joe... This could be an exceptional problem since the week before I kind of went insane. While blogging. Why blogging? well blogging is very nice and random but enough about blogging... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I don't really like blogging... I just use it to make fun of Cirillo's average... This could be an exceptional problem since I have gone the entire time without mentioning his average. .229. Why .229? well he is very nice and consistent but enough about Cirillo... let's talk about me. You see I have a problem... I don't really like Cirillo... I just use him to keep my blogging interesting... This could be an exceptional problem since I am already bored and am done with this update.