Friday, August 29, 2003

I actually drank 6 of those V8 things last friday. How disgusting is that?

Ok so my afternoon:

Alden and Lisa are going computer shopping. I decide to take an opportunity and go shopping for shorts due to realization that I didn't own any that I considered wearable.

- Head out to Northgate at around 2:30

- Enter Express. No luck.

- Enter GAP. No luck.

- Few more failed attempts. Decide that entering department stores is necessary. I hate department stores. I hate shorts. I hate shopping for shorts at department stores.

- Enter Bon. Try on too many pairs. Only one works (and I am still unsure about it).

- Start hyperventillating in dressing room.

- Decide to buy one pair.

- Lady checking me out must notice my obvious unhappy state. Starts talking to me telling me that she hates buying shorts. Doesn't help.

- Go to Nordstrom.

- Find another pair worth trying on.

- Dressing rooms are closed.

- Start hyperventillating again.

- Find open dressing room in third section I look.

- Decide to buy second pair.

- Still traumatized and mumble to the lady checking me out. She thinks I am weird. Oh well.

- Enter Victoria's Secret... um... wait... who reads this blog again?

- Even more traumatized.

- Go to Starbucks.

- Life is good again.


Hey here is something I find funny but probably no one else will:

As you all know, Cirillo is the mariner's spectacular third baseman.

Cirillo: .206

You may not know that David Bell (who now plays for the Phillies) was the Mariner's previous third baseman. They replaced him for Cirillo after 2001. He recently was placed on the disabled list.

Bell: .198

See, it could be worse!

Yeah I knew I would be the only one that would find that funny. Its me compensating for my team losing. Poor Mariners... poor poor Mariners...

Anybody following the Detroit Tigers?

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