So Lisa and I went to the Mariners game on Saturday - completely awesome. We had really great seats and the Mariners demolished the Orioles. In the 5th inning they scored 10 runs while they had two outs. Pretty impressive.

What was also impressive was the intensity of the sun. By the end of the game I had taken a lovely resemblance to a cherry tomatoe. These things happen...

Cirillo actually got an at bat on Saturday. Didn't get a hit. He is now at a very intimidating .205.

Take that Yankees.

So I am leaving on a road trip on thursday. Lisa, Alden, Matt and I are driving down to disneyland. It is sure to be terrifying. Jana was going to come but she rudely decided to go spend time with her family instead. I mean seriously Jana... That is just completely unacceptable. When are you going to learn that we are much more important than your family? These things should be obvious. Anyway... how can you leave me with these people? They are completely psycho!!!!! I honestly think Lisa has criminal tendencies and that Alden has a death wish. Seriously. You should believe me on this one.

Ok so Lisa has a new computer and I am extremely jealous. Its amazing. She can actually stay on the internet, play games and watch movies. Who knew that these wonders existed? My computer decides to turn itself off whenever I try to do anything besides word and e-mail. And it doesn't like the internet half the time.

Hey maybe I can steal Lisa's new computer. I doubt she would notice that her computer moved from her desk to mine... And if she asks me if I stole it, I can just tell her she is crazy. That would work... right?

Maybe I can get her to give me her computer... let me see...

Top Ten Reasons Lisa Should Give Me Her Computer

10) Cuz I am just about the best roommate ever (of course that really isn't true)
9) You see I am a wannabe journalism major and I need to be able to research and stuff and my computer won't stay on the internet and my grades could potentially be hurt by this and why would you want me to get bad grades? why? why would you do that to me?
8) I would use it for educational purposes, like playing games, following sports, and watching high-quality movies that aren't out of theaters yet such as Freddy vs. Jason
7) Cuz I brought you to that Mariners game on Saturday with those tickets I didn't pay for.
6) You don't really need your computer do you?
5) I promise to never download star trek or stargate on the computer so you don't have to worry about it getting abused (I also um promise to um never um spill anything on it like um vanilla coke or um nail polish remover)
4) I happen to have a very high voice and am currently listening to this worship cd in which I know all the words. How much do you value your hearing?
3) Because the days when your computer decides to not work and keep freezing and you have a huge report due are soooo painful and why would you want to cause me this pain?
2) I know where you live
1) I have a blender

I asked the date ball if I should get a new computer and it said "Sounds good to me". Sounds good to me too...

Sweet... my computer still lets me play solitaire.

Bye!