ah-hem...

and now from the mediocre mind of Julia Faye,

a poem, if you please...

The night before Return of the King

Twas the night before Return
I mean Return of the King
I am just so excited
It makes me want to sing

Of course there were problems
We should have seen the signs
Michelle showed up late
And some lost their place in line

Jana missed my 6 calls
And Jen had an 8:30
But the scariest one occured
When we witnessed Charlie

Mick and Kels were there
For consistent so they are
Patrick came along too
(Leonardo is his star!)

Jo is soon to come
Late she may be
Jen really should be here
But that we have yet to see

I can't wait for the movie
Will it be great?
Michelle is trying to steal the ring!
That will seal her fate

Patrick's falling asleep
How could it be?
Does he not realize
That we have yet to see

The amazing fight scenes
With Aragorn and Gimli
Pippin will be a hero
And so will Merry

Eowyn and Arwen
will fight it out for sure
Though after one may think
That it was all a blur

For there were mountains and rivers
Elves and hobbits
So much senses overloads
That we will all be in fits

For if only one could see
Past the heat of Mount Doom
To the real point of the story
Which of course is Orlando Bloom!