AGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(that was a Homer Simpson-like scream)


I am going to two weddings in the next five months!! My friends aren't supposed to be getting married... some of us a permanently single... it's rude. Sure they may both have happily found the person they are going to spend the rest of their lives with, but what about me? Have I? No... so therefore they shouldn't either.... that makes sense right????

Ok so anyway, before you all start complaining about how it's been soooooo long since I last updated and I never update anymore, I have a legitimate excuse.... I was out of town! With limited access to computers! Leave me alone! I still update! My blog is still alive! Read it please!

2003 (the weirdest year of my life) has come and past which is all very sad except not really. Oh I think of the late nights chatting about nothing, the drama and more drama, the classes I never attended, the mario kart games that I actually sometimes won, the shooter games that I always lost, and the bowling scores that are now unmentionable (46!!!!). I think of the trips to Gasworks, Stargate, the movie premiers, the football games, and Cirillo's average. I think of the parties, the group naps, all the boys, losing $12000 while betting on baseball scores, and getting pregnant in Tijuana.

(That loud thump you just heard was my dad collapsing while having a heart attack.)

but seriously folks... 2003 was an exceptional year - one that should be remembered and cherished forever.

Oh I am sorry... I wrote that wrong. It should read: one that should be forgotten and never mentioned again.

However the end of 2003 also coincides with the end of last quarter and as I begin the new one I realize that there are some inevitable constants that have had their durability demonstrated. They are as follows:

1) I still don't know what economic geography is.
2) I still can't speak French

Luckily for me, I never have to take economic geography again. Unluckily for me, I am taking 2 French classes this quarter and am a French major.

Now a pause as I dream of Justin Timberlake...

Anyway the new quarter has begun, and lucky me has no classes on Fridays. That's right - I will have the whole day to myself. This has me thinking that I should come up with some genious plan to amuse myself. I thought up a few plans for last quarter's in between class breaks but unfortunately they didn't exactly work out (I kind of got beat up while crashing that music class - they are very violent people). Maybe this time...

Top Ten things to do with no class on Fridays

10) Learn to write music
9) Write an autobiography
8) Ponder the meaning of life
7) Do my homework

whoops sorry about that

6) Look over my homework, laugh at it and proceed to blog
5) Chemically analyze the ingredients of red vines
4) Walk up to random people on the Ave and see if they will play Lord of the Rings Risk with me
3) Learn to speak French
2) Read the entire Lord of the Rings... every friday (Oh you think I can't do it...)
1) I have a blender

All who guessed my number 1 option raise their hands!

Oh maybe you think I am predictable... maybe you think I am entirely uncreative and am recycling old jokes... is that it?

yeah?

well fine then... be that way... you are probably just some highschool dropout who is sipping Tequila while living in your mother's condo - so there!

Oh no wait... Alana stopped reading this blog...

HAHA!

don't you just love little sisters? wait - do you think she will be mad at me for writing that? Nah... she doesn't read this blog anymore. She'll never know... right?

right?

wait...

what was that?

It couldn't be her... could it?????


AGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(that was a Ned Flanders-like scream)