I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! Oh so pretty and...

Anyways...

Guess where I'm moving to?

Seriously, guess - because I'm not telling you.

Actually I've already moved - I just still have some leftover stuff in the U-District. Not too much though...

Ok a lot. I was thinking of just leaving it there for the next tenants. I am sure they would love a free bottle of wine that was opened 3 months ago. Or that old spaghetti sauce in the fridge. Or even my old schoolwork from classes I took 3 years ago.

Actually, these are college students. They may want the old schoolwork.

And I hear they'll drink anything.

Hmmmmmmm what else?

I got contacts!

Shocking I know. I went to Lens Crafters 2 weeks ago and got informed that one of my eyes is so deformed that they would have to specially make a contact for it and I would end up paying twice as much. Naturally my vanity quickly won this inner debate and the contacts came in on Tuesday.

Now my eyes won't stop watering.

So last weekend I went down to Portland to visit with the fam - Tyson and Lindsay were in town. It was great to see them and I appreciate anyone who is willing to go play in the fountain outside of my parents' building. :)

So what else?

Well I went to Vegas, married some dude, divorced him the next day and took all his money.

That new Audi I'm driving is sweet!