I'm bored..................................

Can you tell?

My email to my father:

"Headlines from today:

Pardoned Thanksgiving turkeys heading to Disneyland
Bartender jailed for lethal tequila
Thanksgiving tips: Hold the bacteria
Is congresswoman mean or just misunderstood?
Chubby loser turned beefcake must dig deep to get true love

In other news… I’m bored – can I leave work now?"

His response:

"I think you could do a better job as journalist.

These would be my headlines:

- Mass graves of slaughtered turkeys discovered on America’s dining room tables
- Bush to give prayer thanking God he was born a Bush
- Iraqi insurgents stuff and burn turkey in anti-American protest
- Republicans propose legislation to outlaw stuffing and burning of turkey
- Formal Papal decree issued in response to America’s day of Thanksgiving: “You’re welcome.” Bono concurs.

Guess it’s a slow day here too."