Ok so Lisa got mad at me for my last post. Apparently it doesn't have any relevance to anything. I don't know what that means... I mean seriously I am married to Bob and am engaged to that other guy and ran off with that other guy... and um fell in love with that other guy... what was his name? Ugh my lies are too confusing... I must come up with a better organizing system...

So what is new with Julia Faye? Absolutely nothing. Well I legally changed my name the other day. did you read that Dad? yep thats right - I am now Julia Faye.

I need to stop lying - bad Julia bad!

Do I even have the ability to write anything normal anymore? Maybe someone could analyze a trend with interesting blogs and my own life... or maybe that's obvious. But seriously - I need to be able to write truthful serious things right? Isn't that a part of life?

Top Ten reasons Julia needs to stop joking around on her blog

10) She never is able to really contemplate her life through this journal like thing anymore
9) She has a blender
8) Dang it! Foiled again...


Okay I don't think that was very serious... I guess I could tell you about my day... .... ... .... ... um ... .... ... well I went to church ... .... ... yeah it was nice ... .... ... and I sang... .... ... then I went to Australia - AHHHHH STOP IT!!!!! ... .... ... I'm sorry but I haven't been to Australia recently, you see I lied there again ... .... ... dang it my serious comments are jokes too... .... .... I need help

Ok funny thing. My life isn't that interesting. Well maybe it is - I don't know. I am taking one summer class - French. Of course I should be doing my homework for it but lets be honest... this is me and I will do anything to avoid doing legitimate work. I have to do this analysis of some french article that I have no particular feelings towards whatsoever. And now to make things worse, Bethany is listening to savage garden - you know that song that was way way overplayed way back when? "I want to stand with you on a mountain..." Very annoying.

I actually did go to a wedding on friday. It was Lisa's sister's wedding. It was one of those event type things that just went perfectly. Except of course for Lisa and Alden getting completely wasted and singing "It's a small world after all" at the top of their lungs while sitting on the buffet table.


Ok maybe I was lying again there. Really I do have problems... but if there is one thing I am very consistently honest about it is Cirillo's batting average. So here goes:

Cirillo: .226

Gotta love consistency